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Command, n.:
	Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.