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I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

Of Course Its About The Oil
Show Me The Money

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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.