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Oh condemnation! she got a right hammering for this stunt. I've not seen any videos or heard any of her music, so I can't comment on her talent, but she certainly likes to draw attention.
So, for the repulsed and annoyed, suppose it's OK to wear flesh if it's in the form of a leather jacket, a nice pair of leather shoes, a leather handbag, hat or belt. Oh but wait, they are skin... and meat is to be eaten not adorned (meat is murder) - shucks - I will have to rethink this one out over a bacon butty!
I think this beef swimsuit and the dress she wore at the awards are splendid, the fabric is the kind you would use for a Chinese hot-pot. A Cheongsam or Qipao would be stunning in this material. Instead of wearing once and throwing away, one could wear it and eat it, with a partner, or members of the family. Personally I prefer spring slaughtered baby sheep.
Years ago, someone told me what their typical Sunday is like.
"I lie naked on my sofa, my whole body covered in food, enough to last the whole day - so there is no need for me to get up while I watch TV and eat."
There was no mention to the type of nutrition worn, it may have been only vegetarian, such as cakes, chips, chocolate, ice-cream(is that veggie?) and veggies washed down with a gallon or 2 of Pepsi.
Japanese ladies have been known to wear sushi and sashimi, sometimes publicly in restaurants. Many of these women enjoy being naked platters to be eaten off.
"Wears" the Wasabi - yes it does, doesn't it?
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NICKNAMES:
If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
DINING OUT:
And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
GROCERIES:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.
SHOES:
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.
CATS:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to: Go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
LAUNDRY:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."
OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. |
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...O'Connor was ordained to stick two fingers up at the Catholic hierarchy. No, she says, not at all. "I didn't do it to cause offence. It was just something private between me and the Holy Spirit."